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Happy Fun Mouth

by mike on December 16th, 2004

Spent the day at the dentist today getting two cavities filled; my second and third, respectively. The doc is a loon. He and his staff were singing Elvis hits, and hopefully not as a result of taking gas hits.
They offered up a movie so I could be entertained whilst they donned their safety gear and proceeded to demolish the mandible. I declined, confidently declaring that the happenings shall be entertainment enough, thank you very much. And boy, were they!
I did not know that smoke and little chunks of shrapnel could rocket from the food hole at such astonishing rates. Nor did I realize how cool it would be to watch the little blue UV laser thingie they use to cure the enamel they put on the repaired chomper (I could see it in the reflection from the bulletproof sheild they use to protect themselves). I highly recommend you put aside the entertainment options, and observe your local dentist at work. What fun!

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2 Comments
  1. Steve permalink

    Nothing good has ever come out of the dentist’s office. Ever. I mean, why bother putting crowns on two BABY teeth when they’re just gonna fall out anyway?? It’s a racket, I tell ya!!

  2. Neal permalink

    About a year ago I fired my dentist … he filled a cavity in one of my crowns! … and had the gall to charge me for it!

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